This vinyl toy comes in two pieces: potty and poultry. Together, they stand approximately 6" tall. Worried your boss isn't a fan of tiny desk toilets? No problem. This bird can perch sans‑commode on any surface, making him suitable for even the stuffiest office spaces. Twitturd comes in two stately color-ways, to cover both white‑collar and blue‑collar bases.
Guaranteed to make liberals laugh and conservatives cringe (in a good way, of course), it even works as a thoughtful gift for that oh‑so‑special fake news fan. Just give 'em the bird.
And if tiny toilets aren't enough to satisfy your love of satire, we've got a whole host of verified sh*t up for grabs. Let's Make Kickstarter campaigns great again (jk, they're rad already).